Eulogy

One day there will be a hearse, black coats and a verse

Someone else will read about dust and dust and how we must

Shed a tear for the end of your time here, but

I can’t say I won’t bring a kazoo to bid farewell

Blow it to drown out the other’s boo’s, because

I guess they never knew the you I knew

Asshole so profound,

Ha, Ha, you’re dead and I am so happy now

I think birds will sing, babies will bring a middle finger

To salute your picture on the obituary

While I piss on your coffin lying stationary

Down in your little empty hole, plenty big to fit a vapid soul                          

You had your family fooled wearing pimped out suits

Making corporate rules, donating your time

To the eradication of listening to common sense and

Persecuting appreciation like a Nazi genocide on compliments

So certain to keep your distance and firebomb any resistance

Sabotage your own life just to spite me and my sentiments

Of love and genuine concern that betrayal was a better lesson learned

Good riddance you emotional free-loading bastard

Incendiary dreams beautiful and fraught with an arsonist’s finger prints

May I one day see you actually die of embarrassment

By falling backwards onto a freeway to slump beneath a passing

Dump truck as your family finally figures out your plastic secrets

As your years of chunky passive-aggressive accoutrements

Pile on top of your rotting corpse left alone for days until

Stray canines raffle off limbs like conciliation prizes for not

Finding something more palatable in an open sewer

Gnawed away and stranded next to a jumble of cardboard boxes

In a hobo city where I can flip over a urine soaked T-Shirt to collect 

Your remnants to conduct a parody-filled mock-funeral

Where I can invite your Ketamine injecting friends

And cocaine snorting adulteresses to share a blow-job liqueur shot in your honor