Saturday, January 31, 2015

Harry Potter Rant


"Without Hermione, The Boy Who Lived would be dead as shit."  I’ll have to save this for my daughter.  I think Hermione is her favorite character of all time.  Harry basically bungles his way through and Hermione saves his ass over and over using his orphaned crutch as an excuse for having it hard boo hoo.  My favorite characters in the whole series are Severus Snape and Luna Lovegood. 

Snape; the dude is misunderstood, gets treated like crap by a standard of male-beauty he just doesn’t fit into, falls into a spiritual connection with the love of his life he never gets over as she falls for some braggart fraternity boy asshole who she ends up marrying.  Then Snape has to watch over the orphan keeping that dude’s progeny alive undercover where everybody hates him.  He does this all for the connection he had with a dead woman he morns in his heart.  Maybe it is not healthy or wise, but it is heroic, poetic, and beautiful and the most god damn interesting dynamic of the whole series. 


Luna should have a much bigger role.  Luna is in tune with the universe, probably listens to cool music, and is a badass who does her own thing, a punk rock beauty that probably grew up to have awesome tattoos and wisdom beyond found in simply paying attention to what other people don’t.  Luna is a quiet introvert who doesn’t get caught up in other people’s crap, but stays true to her unique self.  Hermione is cool, she’s clever, and studious, but she really isn’t the rule breaker Luna is.  Give me Luna.  Luna and Severus that’s where it’s at.  

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