If God was real why would
Christian schools not compete in prayer
between the schisms
As a sport, to determine the champion
Why would the sects of the Globe not
compete in prayer Olympics?
Of the Protestants with the Baptists,
the Pentecostals, the Methodists, Presbyterians, Anabaptists, Puritans, Lutherans,
Congregationalists, Adventists, or Pentecostals.
Or of the Catholics with Latin
gymnastics, rites of Coptic, Greek, Celtic, Philippine, Russian, Maronite, and
Roman.
Or of the Orthodox with hammer throw to
Bulgarian, Ukranian, Estonian, Finnish, and Chinese
Or to the Anglicans with the dash to
Korea, Kenya, Australia, Brazil, Myanmar, and Canada.
Or to the Calvinists of Reformed high
jump with the Afrikaans, Croatians, Dutch, French, and Swiss
Invite the Irvingites, Charismatics,
African-Initiated, Quakers, Stone-Campbell Restoration, Southcottites,
Millerites, and Oh ye Latter-day Saints come!
Bear hypothesis of volleyball
Christian-Scientists!
See the bountiful teams of Jesus and
bring gold for planet Kolob!
Bring the Buddhists and the legions of
Siddhartha Gautama to revel in the beauty of their twisted ankles and shin
splints endured during warm ups! Want no
Gatorade for electrolyte nirvana.
Climb Theravadas of Sri Lanka and Laos. Drive Mahayana of Singapore and Vietnam.
Leap Vajrayana of Tibet strive for
fourth!
Jews dig out from the Earth and part the
waters of the pool. The Ashkenazi,
Orthodox, Conservative and Reform will each take a stroke. The Haskalah will arrive in the final
heat! The Sephardic Jews will take
archery!
Hindu’s of Shaivism will take
basketball. Vaishnavism will conquer crew. Shaktism and Smartism can share glory in an
unending badminton match. Atma Jnana to
the victor!
Muslims to the tennis courts and weight
lifting! Sunni, Shi’ah, and Khawarij
unfurl your flags. The clubs of Hanafi,
Hanabali, Maliki, Shafi’I will take high-hurdles. Isma’ilism with Nizari, Tayyibi, Sevener
bring ribbons in water polo. Sufism
brings rhythmic gymnastic silver for the Oveyssi and Bekashi. The Jafri with the Twelver and the Alevi
stand ground with the Zaidiyyah in freestyle wrestling.
The events of the cosmos will bear
witness in ecstatic attention to the podium’s parade!
Natural disasters will cease at this
time of grand determination
at which sect wins war and which wins prayer,
Which has Dylan’s chorus on their side
as Hitler marches into France while all the voices are in the stands cheering,
cheering their heroes of the games.
The Iranian Supreme leader will
determine which players are worthy of taking the soccer pitch as God comes down
at the final ceremonies and declares the aliens of the planet Brokidaddahash in
a nebula eighty-million light years away won their division and are coming to compete
with the champion of Earth for which religion will reign supreme in the
universe before God decides to use the Milky Way in a game of marbles with the deity
of the universe across his street.
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